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Priority

Occasionally I think we should stop and stop thinking. Trying to get out of twisted mechanisms that make us fail to give importance to certain things that happen to us, and try to break away for a moment the problems that seem to suffocate. It 'good to see things from another perspective. We give importance to realizing the nonsense and make it a tragedy. Sometimes it's good for a relaxing holiday away from everything and everyone, sometimes just a shower.
I understood that the brain remains spellbound, trapped in a thought, like a scratched DVD. While I am in the loop but the rest of the world goes on, life goes on and does not care about me, the seasons pass, the sun rises and sets, the leaves fall, the days getting shorter, Christmas comes, the New Year ', and so day after day. I complain that I have while I sleep or that I spent a weekend of shit, I'm pissed all day for an idiot who cut me the way at 9 am, or hate my thesis and do not insult me \u200b\u200bwith knowledge that the reserve life. Every now and deserves
look from outside to see what we are wrong.
After this morning I sleep, and do not bother balls!! :-P

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We're not going too far?

MSN, Skype, Facebook, Badoo, irc, blog, video, web albums and so on and so forth. In every moment of the day I can let everyone know what I think, what I do and where they are. It will not be a bit 'over the top? It all started with the phone, could be tracked anywhere, even in the bathroom. The escape route is off. But all in all it still maintains the taste of the old phone that Meucci's been with us for over 100 years, even if they miss the wires, but it's a detail that is indifferent to most. And then we can lie and say that we are at home on the couch even though we are on a Caribbean beach, or turn it off and not find us or if we should change the number of cut with the past! Then it was the turn of the mass distribution of computers, the connection "always on", chat, forums, and now social networking.
I remember a Sunday afternoon of a winter than a year of my childhood that I do not know the timing, when my father drew up a cable from the phone in the entrance to the study and he tried not know what (a modem?) To connect our mac with a mac in the adjacent building. I think it was 1990, I think the monitor was already in color but I was still a child and jumping around this cable with my father shouted to me to be careful inciamparci.Chi have not said then that it was a sign of destiny?
Now we are flooded with applications that want us to share with the world even our most private moments, playing with exhibitionism and the prevailing desire for leadership.
While I like to publish my photos and show them to friends, though I like to write long rambling thoughts on my blog, though I like to find lost friends on facebook and make me a bit 'about their business, if I like to use msn to communicate quickly, if I like Skype to make phone calls across the world by spending a few cents is not so sure that I like to be so flooded with these applications, almost attacked, I think. I do not think that I like that everyone knows where I was and what I'm doing this afternoon andesso, or that someone knows the thread and mark the sites I visited 3 weeks ago. It 's true, just turn off the PC and the phone. But we know that is like a drug. By now, even if I go away for a weekend I connect the phone to read mail or do a trip on skype. And if I go on vacation for a week? The first days are confused, then I get accustomed to life "analog" and I must be honest, is not bad!
We believe that technology makes us more free, but it is probably an illusion.
But I should not be me to say, more or less because I live on these things!

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The secret of men!

How many times have we read or heard for the first time something particularly brilliant or funny, and we thought, "Nah, but I had already thought of it too, but have not become famous for this!" ?! Or how many times we read or heard something that has particularly affected, either by the sagacity or the romance or the depth, and we thought that whoever said that thing was a genius?! This time, very modestly, I would add to the list! :-D A moment of lucidity on a gray day intellectually, one of those lighting that Captain 2 or 3 in life! :-P
Well, well, we usually girls, incurable romantic, we are led to wonder about the prince and on our first meeting with him. We never stop to do autocritca (well, not even them!) And think that we are usually logorrheic and pain in the ass, the cat attacked the short balls. We never think, but when we are with him and talk about our aspirations and dreams, at best, or the new blue enamel, quick-drying, high gloss, super durable he looks at us, nodding and nutritious but is actually thinking to where it can be the switch to turn off, or where the volume knob! This is not to justify them, nor blame us girls, but I must admit one merit: they found the switch! They found him and maybe do not know, or at least we do not know, because we are too romantic. But have we ever wondered why at one point he comes over and gives them? Probably we have smashed the balls so that he decided to shut my mouth! We must admit that we have evolved just fine! If we had been able to kiss leaving the mouth free, we would probably already extinct! We'd never been able to arrive at the key moment to play ... we would have been catapulted out of bed to the landing in 1 ms! :-P In conclusion, men have invented the kiss to make us keep quiet!

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was need for a service google that prevents us from sending email when we are not compromising right in the middle of our mental faculties? In the English version of gmail are among the products of the series "labs" there is a service called "mail goggles", which can be activated and, before sending the email potentially compromising, we submit simple questions (such as 11x2 or 54 - 13) to answer in a few seconds. If we fail google does not send us an email! E 'enabled by default on the night of the weekend but you can customize. BRILLIANT! Who have thought? Certainly not a Google employee teetotaler! :-P

a similar service would be good also for text messages on your phone, which is not seen thus likely to be drunk in front of the pc (unless you send email with phone). Especially useful would be an inspection of the recipients! Who has not sent a message to the compromising name in the address book is above (or below) to the right recipient? Maybe the lover "Mario" is "above" her husband "Matt." Or a nice little comment on 'friend "Alexander" sent to her friend "Alex"! I get the beads of sweat on the forehead at the thought! My advice, expecting a similar service for mobile phones is to put a fictitious name in the address book lover so that is between two friends, like "Mario" becomes "Laura" and is between "ilaria" and "luisa ! At the very least the message ends with explicit content to a friend, who understands the mistake immediately! :-D

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Misanthrope

and 'how I feel.

walking distance from downtown on a Sunday afternoon around 15:30, alone, toward my goal (NB: "meta", not "half" ... that ... there are already whole on my own !): A beautiful sunny day, the city is calm, the pace is slow, with typical day of celebration, a few people, few shops that are opening and arrive at its destination. Review from the center two hours after e. .. hell! A teeming mass of people moving slowly and aimlessly exasperating. Passing between the people is like watching the scene from slow down and look people one by one. All are united by one thing: they are ugly and / or badly dressed. ... But ugly ugly ugly! Fat face, ugly mouth, cheeks dangling, asses huge, with fat legs stuck in the horrendous boots socket (Heidi Klum can afford them, all the others if they can save even further, for the common good!), Couples sad.
I was able to identify three categories, which owns 95% of the people:
- couples with children: he and she with the stroller. One of the worst series of the other ... God makes them and then they mate! They think they're dressed up but they are sloppy and squalid. The squalor is also given by the sadness of the situation because if the greatest aspiration is to get out of a couple on Sunday with the stroller and go shopping (in 3?) or, even worse, just to get out and stroll downtown ... well ... NO COMMENT ! Will these things I never did when I was little girl and I am sure I will not ever. But I say, stay at home reading a good book with a cup of tea in hand or play with his son, no?
- couple without children: it can either be a couple of guys who think they are so cool and they have just parked their Mini Cooper under the stairs of the Cathedral and he brings out in her mo 'trophy, or a couple of stops, unwatchable. Of those couples who come to think that you have found and not mollino more because they know not to find another / that can take them. Already fortunate to have found a / to! Find two in one lifetime is more likely to make the superbowl 6.
- tamarri small group of teenagers: the girls have no middle ground: either they are the Big Belly of 80 kg per 1.60 m are so thin as to make him the X-ray backlighting. But they are all dressed the same: skinny jeans or leggings and boots and ragged skirt. Long live the individual!
- rudderless Elderly couple: they're probably going to or returning from mass and were left in the pit. Will take 2 hours to get to the front door, 200 meters from the church.
way home I ran to my garage and return the machine to the question "So, you did a walk downtown? How are you?" I answered "Street Mission socket depression, too many people around ... sgrunt ugly!"
Mica that I was the only good around the center yesterday ... never mind! But while I was out alone and had a goal, and the aim was not going around in circles between the 3-way center like lemmings lobotomized.
I do self-criticism and admit of being misanthropic and uncompromising but there really too many people around ... too bad! But not only ugly outside, very bad and sad inside!
All those beautiful / and that turned the wild for the Costa Smeralda, where did they go? I had reason to think that over the summer are put in reserve until the following summer. I do not know give me another explanation.

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I was not able

had to describe with a few adjectives I would call honest, simple, quick-tempered, self-deprecating, brilliant (and modest hahaha:-P), aware of my limitations, realistic, practical, frank, controversial, a misanthropic days In short, to turn around alternate ... away ... for sure I would say absolutely not creative or exhibitionist. Not one of those people who make a wire bracelet and a necklace, but not a person capable of writing about feelings or who finds satisfaction in showing to others. Yet when I blend something on my mind the first thing that comes to mind is to write on the blog. Write? But if I never had a secret diary, not even 14 years in the grip of the hormonal changes, and the worst memories of high school, after the tasks of Latin, are the issues?!?! I was doing, but I hated the tasks of Italian. Writing is good because when you do it if they want and write what we want, not being forced, under penalty of 3 on a log, writing two of those pain in the ass by Renzo and Lucia.
that I write something about me and what I think?! That I can give shape to my thoughts? This powerful Internet! Of course after 9 years behind Fourier integral and perhaps my mind has sought an escape route to sanity finally. At the end of a tiring day I have to write relaxes on the bed with the computer on his lap. E 'as a way to rearrange the thoughts of the day, how to fit in the cabinet in the kitchen, spending just made.
And after all this blog and it is quite hidden in the background to be singled out as an exhibitionist flaunting it to the four winds that has the head, not! Who ends up finish here by chance, because google searched for "hair cuts" or "sex on the beach" ... bah ... curious, I'd say! :-P

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The tallest man ...

... or worst in the world?
E 'today's news that Bao Xishun, the world's tallest man, China's 56-year high 2.36 m, became a father. He had married some time ago with a girl who seems normal. The son, born yesterday, he seems to have all standard sizes. So what? But what's the news? That the child is only 56 cm or that he has played? I remain more upset by the idea that he has found a girl that has taken!
words like this, even very young, he found a girl willing to mate with him! It's up to marriage, the child .... but someone manages to immaginasi while these two have sex? Also because if a man the size of its standard jewel are not proportional to height, not so sure that applies in this case. I have the feeling that this man has a weapon Chinese improper in the mutant! I remember a gruesome scene, a bit 'like a Saint Bernard riding a chiwawa! HELP! I have to think quickly to something else ... the sea ... the reef ... the pescolini Nemo ... ... maybe I can. Ok ok ... crisis overcome!
But I'll be the only one sick to see that the son of this gentleman has thought of this scene? :-S

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Yet was there! Less than 2

Mea culpa! At 28 I became aware of being disorderly. Obsessive compulsive tendencies alternating with moments of total chaos.
The last time I went to the sea was Saturday, August 30 and I put the bag in place of the sea last week !!!!! It 'been hanging cupboard Room for nearly a month, as the hall of garbage. In the end I caved in to pressure from the mother and not feel the break I stuck in the closet (not the mother, the bag!). Not to mention the costumes. They stayed in the chair in the room until mid-September. Every now and then and I took a wash ... but only one at a time!
On the desk I have the book finished the course in English on June 26! Not to mention the books on the bedside table that accumulate as they take them to read and do not finish them, they stay there. One at the bottom of the stack I bought it a year ago, I started and I have not finished. Only those who finish have enough dignity to be able to be placed on the shelf of "books read". By the way, horrendous "I'll take you away" and "Pride and Prejudice! They are there looking at me every night with the title of their ribs as if trying to soften to be read! NO! Now I've decided!
And the desktop of my laptop? There's everything from dessert recipes, photos, to file a thesis or film. And the Firefox bookmarks? Ever since they invented the bookmark bar and then throw it all there, I find nothing!
When, occasionally, I take off all my clothes from the comfort of room I find things I'd forgotten you had. Now it will be a problem finding all the clothes of last winter, because I do not remember where I put them in the spring! The beauty is that I've never been messy! :-S
But I'm very precise in the execution of recipes. If it says 200 g should be 200 g, 210 grams! If you halve the doses of a dessert that goes into a round mold of 26 cm I'm going to reverse the formula to calculate the diameter of a circle which has half the area of \u200b\u200bradius 13! I hate recipes that give the Anglo-Saxon and measured doses in the biscuits in CUP CUP! Even if the CUP is a unit of volume (250 ml or so), I would say that CUP can be measured up to the liquid, not the cookies ... Cereals ... if I have a huge biscuits that will not go into cup I do? The chop? And the pieces that size should have? If I make them larger they will be less there, if I make them smaller there will stand out more! And then that unit is?
The songs on the computer are all grouped together in folders with the name of the singer and every song has to be in a folder for the album. Otherwise end up in the "unsorted", waiting to be classified! :-D I love
classify objects or order CDs and DVDs, but also the clothes in the closet in order of length.
But I do it once every death of Pope Maybe that's what I care! :-D
After this confession I feel better!

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Less than two days upon arrival of the new oven. The old one was 2 years older than me, that is 30 years. It resists the marriage my parents. Not bad for an oven ... and even a wedding! Now, however, bad cooks down, it takes a lifetime to reach the temperature ... and in short, was agony. Now we have to spend the summer with the heat because so nobody dares to use the oven, and now here I am waiting for the new arrival in the family!:-D I feel like a child waiting for Christmas gifts. I can not wait to try it. I want to make cakes, cookies, lasagna ... I've already got a bit 'of things to test! Hopefully that will not disappoint me!
occasion I started to look up YouTube videos of Nigella Lawson's recipes . Who does not know Nigella? It 's Anna Moroni UK. It 'a beautiful woman, a little 'chubby and very British, who leads culinary programs (and writes books). Just to see her talk about food is mouth watering. Some recipes are spectacular, other times a bit 'less, but certainly you must consider the audience to which it addresses is not known for having great taste in the kitchen.
Seeing is believing:
(Beware of drool dripping on the keyboard!:-P)
Chocolate cheesecake:


doses ... Too bad for those damned "cup "!!!! Luckily, he found the measures of the international system!

Choco chip muffin:


And this is the recipe for mousse recipe disgusting / delicious par excellence! With that melted marshmallows ... unjustifiable ... yuck! Even if you have guests for dinner and do not have time to cook!


PS: I also want to "double cream"! Why do we have there is only the cream, which has about 30% fat, and there is no double cream (48 %)????

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And this year came the autumn

The summer is ending and a year as he goes .... blame the Righeira!: D-After the summer, now you have the sensation that the year is over. It will be that after the summer holidays are already projected to the next, and then Christmas and New Year. Yesterday
also finished my last summer as a student. Now there are no more doubts. Although it may spend time in the coming months this was the last summer as a student. Well, it was also the time eh! :-P The next summer could be the first to be unemployed! :-P vacations, friends and travel are now just a memory ... a memory that I hope will stay alive as much as possible over the years. Now I just have to convince me that autumn, the worst season of the year, something beautiful. I have to convince me that the days shorter and shorter, the dark, cold, heavy clothes bundled up, the rain and gloomy weekend without knowing what to do in reality is balanced by something. What? Honestly, I can think only something related to shopping and cooking, such mushrooms and chestnuts, opportunity to cook and turn the oven (funzionasse!!) Without a sauna, organize a dinner / lunch and halloween ( so I can recycle cape and horns of Evil). Then there's the rest? Will that be meteoropathic, then when the days begin to shorten go into hibernation and feeling perky and active after the 5 week is really tiring. Bah ... we hope it is just a phase of adaptation. Then comes Christmas, fairy lights, candles, decorations, the anticipation of holidays, my degree ... hopefully keep me awake! Meanwhile the sun sets today
19:10 and if I do not want to go running in the dark I have to give me a move! :-S

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Let's say that this blog has a fairly decent. Mica nothing special but watchable and not annoying. I hate those blogs with color contrasts excessive backgrounds that blend with the text and almost Cyrillic characters. After a while, 'I want to tear my eyes from their sockets! Here is the worst risk is that desire for a pistachio ice cream, yogurt (or cream) and chocolate flavors ... my favorite! :-D
Now I just have to figure out how to manage my two blogs, this and that odious Bill. I think this will turn a bit more trash and the other a bit 'more sober and "politically correct" because it can not be overdriven with Bill!

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We work in progress

I know it's horrible. I'm working and I'm fighting with the edges but sooner or later I will win this battle!

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Next year I'm home

as we all expected before leaving for the holidays I wanted to go to Sardinia for the fun and a break from daily routine, and instead, now that I'm back, I have tremendous crisis of confidence. A week went to see Where's My Car Where's My Car and everywhere but to look at beautiful boys and girls do not touch or with 1.20 m of legs dressed in micro-dresses groin. Stuff to undermine the strongest personality and self-confident!
But during the year where these guys are? Average in winter you can not see all this beauty around. There are protected reserves where they can mate and reproduce to maintain the species in the summer and come out to hear all the other frustrated obese? Usually I'm thinking that if passed would make the bruttaio a massacre, but this time the bruttaio would take me! 'S terrible!
I do not want to hear me say that maybe these are 1.20 m and 70 legs of IQ, because I do not give anything. Besides, I think to be a little 'stupid people live better than to be a little' smarter: you do less trouble and live more simply.

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W DOLCE AND GABBANA! As for men if they wish, no doubt about it! :-D

Today while having lunch in front of the TV, at the table with their grandparents and parents, time has stopped for a 30ina of seconds, the voices of relatives were just a buzz ... no earthquake, no panic, it's just that they broadcast on TV advertising of this Light Blue!
TORTURED ... Damn ... BASTARDS! You do not do these so-so suddenly!

I feel repetitive, because I remember that he also wrote a similar post last year on the old blog. But so much is now gone, and who remembers most, if not I?
Also because now or I start writing to distract me or is there the risk of suicide attempts!
year that has passed I have read about him ... so this kind of ugly and insignificant (I'm trying to convince myself that way!). Well, his name is David Gandy, was about my age, probably not 'GAY and it seems that even embarrassed with women! Had I hated the least was gay but I would have resigned, so instead .... only despair!
Go with another blow!

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I'm worse! Return to base

After 4 years, I think, from the end (in the USA!) Of the last series are back "girls" Sex and The City. The idea probably was to give a conclusion to the series with a film.
In fact, in my opinion, it could be concluded with all the last episode of last series: Big coming back from Carrie, Miranda and her mother married the father of her son, married Charlotte and Samantha adopting a child who lives with a crazy beefy . All in all it was a happy ending for those "girls", which in previous years they had spent in all colors.

was enough, no? But some other
milioncino dollars is tempting at all. So go with the movie! But what to invent? Well, the wedding of Carrie, Miranda separation, pregnancy, so desired, Charlotte and Samantha to the end of the story, which had lasted too long! Compliments the writer! All in all I am
were two pleasant hours, like 4 episodes all together ... that laughter! :-D

think that everything was started 10 years ago and about 100 episodes ago! Carrie, disappointed by men, she wanted to start having sex as them (in a superficial way, I suppose). Needless to say that there is successful, if not in the first episode of season one! The show has taken a different turn, from the outset, I would say! :-D
The writers did not remain faithful to the image a bit 'surface that comes to mind when we think of "sex" and "City", made of sex, fun, nice clothes and, above all, beautiful shoes. :-D

But now that I think the advertising of this film has been hammering for months and practically knew the marriage of Carrie, Miranda and the separation of Charlotte's pregnancy, were published photos of the set, etc. ... then I wonder, what happened to the sex scene on the beach between Samantha and Smith ?























But are we really sure that they were shooting the film? :-P

A bit 'of optimism that we feel for us poor ugly:




















And finally:
Carrie: "The bad guys you fuck!"
Miranda: "Even the good you give a damn!"
Samantha: "All the others do not know how to fuck ... BELIEVE ME!"

Ahahahahah! Samantha W! :-P

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E 'took was a week of sea, sun, sea, sand, sea, desert, hot, windy, warm sea and a few thousand miles from home and now I can not get used to to long pants, closed shoes and gray sky, which now takes us from the beginning of April!
Only a week, but I think a century has passed. A week off from everything and everybody (or almost all) and recharge just like a rechargeable battery. Being a little 'alone have as much time to rest, thinking, seeing beautiful places, endless desert, starry sky, breathtaking vistas, colorful underwater worlds. Sometimes we want. A fair amount of time away from normal life is to give due importance to things and people. A week without a PC (I could have it but avoided like the plague!), Without the usual talk, not the usual stupid problem, not the usual faces, but new people, different cultures, arid and inhospitable places where it does not rain 9 years. You can understand who we love and those who send back home to fuck! What more could you want?
I also found time to finish reading "Ocean Sea" Baricco. On the subject, I think. It took just as much free time and a great deal of good will to tackle it. Because let's face it, it is not just a simple book. But I'm glad it deserved.
And now we look ahead, life is waiting for me!

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As we did before?

As we did when there was no YouTube?
Now I happen to spend evenings at the computer watching videos on YouTube. Maybe someone sends me a video link and from there I start to watch related videos, shown in the column on the right, then I can not stop! Tonight the theme was
Paola Cortellesi ... great! A myth!
His last performance is Sunday, March 16 to "Talk to me" on RAI 3! WONDERFUL !!!!! Better than the original!!


And then the Wooden Chicks? Peer Williams, Golden and Renetha Angouria Stak!

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Today, a year ago

At this time I was coming home, pioviscolava, I had sunglasses and I saw hazy. It was alright. After a while, despite the "holy Aulin," I began to feel pins in the left eye and would "cry" for the whole evening. Today my "new" eye is one year old!
almost a year we see it as a normal person!
five minutes lying on a red light fix (actually looked more like half an orange light), a little 'stench of burnt chicken (actually it was my cornea!) And all done! The very next morning I read those tiny scrittine on the packaging of creams on the shelf in the bathroom!
five minutes and change your life!
Who has not tried can not understand!

thanks to Dr. Fantozzi, to Dr. Catanese, the Health Service of Tuscany, who paid me most surgery (I was just a hopeless case!) and who invented the 'Intralasik!:-D

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Oh! HELP!
You may be reading The Republic of stucco online a normal morning in late February!? You can edit very naturally an article about a cup to use instead of vaginal absorbent SOLUTION TO POLLUTION ?!?!? Apart from that on television commercials for towels are always very discreet, allusive, red balloons, smiling and jumping girls playing basketball, the advertising of condoms is not clear what to advertise, if not for the logo at the end of the spot, and now we face a bump in vaginal funnel?! Ok ok, I'm not bigoted and retrograde, I just wonder of the world '.
Anyway, for one week a month a funnel in there I do not put it to me! But then that crap! They will also thought the case for the variant with tap to empty it and not have to remove that?!
very least will be the invention of the century, perhaps after thinking a bit 'to think differently ... I do not know ... but right now I am disgusted and I destabilizes!
No one has thought of a bowl for faeces !??!?!?! O washable toilet paper? In my overly consume more quantities of toilet paper instead of towels! Of course, when it comes to putting something in there everyone has to have their say!
will also dishwasher safe for the event?!
Anyone curious


PS: I think it is impossible to enter! She bends and does not fit! Sure, because you can not push, just to be included with your fingers. Like hell enter! We bet?

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I seem to be the Carrie Bradshaw of the poor. Imagine me, even on the bed, s-dressed and with the home PC on your lap as I write this post and reflect on the emotional and sexual lives of three women over 30 years!:-P Unfortunately (or fortunately?) Are are so bony as her! On the other hand has been repeatedly elected to the "woman less sexy of the world, "then I will not complain!
Without making" references to events or people, "I was wondering if I was willing to" concede "(to some extent) to a man in exchange for something. And this" something "is obviously not sex or affection or love, but something material, like a holiday, a desired object for a long time and could never buy because they are too expensive for my finances. I could do?! And how much?